# 219
Date: Thursday 4th October 2012
Pub:
Food: meat / veggie chilli, rice & chips
Beer: Hobsons, Stowford Press, Robinson’s
Hares: Crossdresser & Hard On
Virgins: none
Visitors: Squealer
Trail: Well, it started off fairly OK… although 4 were
lost early on, whilst the rest enjoyed sweets at the first HH. It didn’t really matter though because we
looped back around to have the 2nd HH at the same tree; a heart
marking the spot – the best bit of flour all night! The next part of the trail saw a few more get
lost… well, half of the group really, resulting in the hare with slightly more
of a clue short-cutting - ahem - setting back to find the lost ones. This left the hare with no clue whatsoever to
help find the trail, a difficult task, to say the least, as the happy shopper
had forgotten to put any flour down (but probably has some nice buns in the
oven back home). And so, the blind
leading the blind, we found ourselves knee-deep in mud, almost losing poor
little Maisie and Hard On losing his shoe (along with his mind). We battled on, braving a road with HGVs,
negotiating a stile at an angle a stile should never be, getting attacked by
nettles & brambles and a lengthy discussion as to which way we should all
be heading (thankfully we didn’t take Shag’s directions!) A few of the FRBs set off with some sort of
internal sat nav, leaving the rest of us stranded in a boggy cornfield with no
way out. And so, after almost losing the
will to live, we walked the rest of the way, finding the On inn half an hour
later than everyone else L
(luckily still in time for tea J)
Down downs: Awarded by Doggy Fashion to Crossdresser and
Hard On for the worst hash ever; Lassie for his log roll; Squealer for her
visit (not sure if she’ll return again after tonight’s shenanigans tho…?);
Tough love, renamed as Torchy the Battery boy , his ever ready floodlight
causing migrainous symptoms; and finally, Richard was christened Legover
Hot Lips x
Hash weekend – message from Hash Quack: please bring your
bikes (mountain or road bikes); message from Doggy Fashion: ladies, please
bring a skirt (penalties for those who do not obey the rules!)
Next week: The Dog, Harvington
PS!!! Some of the Scarecrows we didnt see last week!
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