The Kremlin Inn, Clee Hill

# 203

Date: Thursday 21^st June

Pub: The Kremlin Inn, Clee Hill

Beers: Hobsons, Ludlow Gold

Food: basket meals, jacket potatoes, sandwiches etc off the menu

Visitors: none

Virgins: Karen

Hares: Game Bird and The Amateur

Trail: Nice weather for ducks!  Hash Quack was in her element and managed to score herself a down down before we’d even set off tonight!  27 hashers this evening, for an enthusiastic climb to the top of Titterstone Clee Hill, particularly for Crossdresser who was way out front for most of the way.  A very boggy run, with lots of uneven ground and sheep droppings to negotiate.  The first hash halt was at a hanging tree (?), the second halt at Trig Point, where it was noticed there was a distinct lack of supplies from our Hash Confectioner tonight - possibly due to the distinct lack of pockets in his running kit?  A bit of sunshine and a breathtaking view from the top; some local knowledge (rumour) from the Amateur about the Clee Hills being the highest land eastwards of the Ural Mountains in Russia, hence the pub’s name (…well, he IS known as The Amateur).  Winding back down, with a few treacherous descents to the third halt.  Lots of lovely big puddles on the way back and lots of big splashes made.  Even the sheep seemed to be cheering us on!

Doggy Fashion awarded down downs to Game Bird and The Amateur for their wonderful hash; Hash Quack (Dr Nibbles) for baring her DA in the car pack at the start; Who’s The Daddy for jingling his coppers; virgin - Karen (there seems to be a pattern forming here with each of our recent virgins starting out with an epic hash!); and finally, Copulation for his new (miniscule) socks & shoes, which were still glowing brightly when we got back.

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Next week: The Park Gate, Kidderminster