The Old Wagon & Horses, Stourbridge

# 238

Date: Thursday 24^th January 2013

Pub: The Waggon and Horses, Stourbridge

Food: Cottage pie, plaice and chips, spicy beanburger and chips

Beers: Hobgoblin, Banks’s mild & bitter, Thatcher’s Gold cider

Hare: Copulation

Virgins: none

Visitors: none

Trail: a squad of 14 IC1s and 2 K9s lined up for tonight’s frosty trail with its deceptively squelchy and icy paths.  We needed to be detectives ourselves to find the unmarked trail but the beautiful night sky and arresting snowy scenery more than made up for it.  Starting out on Axborough Lane, cutting through Axborough woods and some bizarre shiggy underfoot.  The good cop plied us with beers, drinks and cakes at the 3rd HH and then there was a case of unsolved thrown voices as I led 5 down the wrong trail (a lovely downhill, nevertheless!)  Back over towards Churchill and a lovely ascent to the top of a hill (shame it was too dark to appreciate the view) and finally back down for the code 7 and much frivolity at Wrong’s expense at the on inn

 

Down downs: awarded by Doggy Fashion to Copulation for his unmarked trail, falling over on the beat and locking his keys in his own car, although congratulations were also in order for his new job as Inspector (obviously getting this promotion due to his attention to detail, not to mention the trouble he can cause on a school night!);  Torchy the battery boy and Hard On for their snowballing; Cyclopath for the wrong shoes and finally to Wrong for his constant whinging and moaning for the past 3 years (what stamina) and for his renaming by Crossdresser as Pootle Flump

Hot Lips x

Part of our snowy route!!

Next week: The Mitre Oak (Saint’s birthday memorial hash – please wear stripes)