The Monster Hash

# 277

Date: Thursday 31st October 2013

Pub: The Angel, Stourport
Beers: Marston’s Old Empire, Ringwood, Boondoggle
Food: meat / veggie chilli, beef stew & huge hunks of bread
Hare: Lassie
Visitors / virgins: Emily (hashling)

The Monster Hash

We were running through Stourport on Thursday night
The locals would behold an eerie sight
From the Angel, in our costumes, we began to rise
And suddenly, to our surprise

We did the hash
We did the monster hash
The monster hash
It was a graveyard smash
We did the hash
It was caught by hash flash
We did the hash
We did the monster hash

Up through the town and along the streets
Stopping along the way for spooky sweets
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
For a Halloween run along the roads

We did the hash
We did the monster hash
The monster hash
It was a graveyard smash
We did the hash
It was caught by hash flash
We did the hash
We did the monster hash

The ghosts and zombies were having fun
The witching party had just begun
Cyclopath, GB and DF were dolled up right
But Plays with IT was a frightening sight

We did the hash
We did the monster hash
The monster hash
It was a graveyard smash
We did the hash
It was caught by hash flash
We did the hash
We did the monster hash

Lots of hashlings had come out for the night
The entertainment was a spooky delight
Marshmallow and apple bobbing and if you dare
Shag’s filthy bucket of bodily spares

We did the hash
We did the monster hash
The monster hash
It was a graveyard smash
We did the hash
It was caught by hash flash
We did the hash
We did the monster hash

The carved pumpkins were glowing bright
Dr Whiplash’s wolf won first prize
The dog got singed but the punch was lush
Before Ollie joined Shag to fling some more mush

We did the hash
We did the monster hash
The monster hash
It was a graveyard smash
We did the hash
It was caught by hash flash
We did the hash
We did the monster hash

The horn was blowing and the skeletons raced
Lady Penelope was yet again setting the pace
The Pro’s undies were greenly glowing
And Lassie was telling us where we were going

We did the hash
We did the monster hash
The monster hash
It was a graveyard smash
We did the hash
It was caught by hash flash
We did the hash
We did the monster hash

Ghoulish makeup was the name of the game
I don’t think Cross Dresser will ever be the same
Back across the common, heading back to the pub
To drink our beers and eat our grub

We did the hash
We did the monster hash
The monster hash
It was a graveyard smash
We did the hash
It was caught by hash flash
We did the hash
We did the monster hash

Doggy Fashion’s cake was amazingly good
For Lassie’s birthday, a welcome pud
We all applauded his ghoulish trail
The birthday boy in his bewitching regale

We did the hash
We did the monster hash
The monster hash
It was his birthday bash
We did the hash
It was a Halloween smash
We did the hash
We did the monster hash

Down downs to all the hashlings who were rewarded with wands
Plays with IT has some clever hands
Lauren won best costume in her monster high dress
Plays with IT won worst for his frightful veg

We did the hash
We did the monster hash
The monster hash
It was a graveyard smash
We did the hash
It was caught by hash flash
We did the hash
We did the monster hash

Lassie and Mrs Lassie for the best hash and halt
For the fun and games, they’re worth their salt
Bushwhacker and Sprout were renamed Beavis and Butthead
Ollie – Puke Chucker - when RA could wet his head

We did the hash
We did the monster hash
The monster hash
It was a graveyard smash
We did the hash
It was caught by hash flash
We did the hash
We did the monster hash

Shag, the mischief-maker in his ghoulish frock
And Ollie’s a real old chip off the block
And that concludes events for tonight at least
We’ll all be back again with Tits or Treats

We did the hash
We did the monster hash
The monster hash
It was a graveyard smash
We did the hash
It was caught by hash flash
We did the hash
We did the monster hash



Hot Lips x
(with the help of Bobby “Boris” Pickett)

Next week: The Steps, Clifton-upon-Teme, WR6 6EN
Bonfire Hash – bring a firework!